Prolouge to The Stone Tower

Legend tells of an ancient Pharaoh who ruled the land of Egypt with an iron fist. He was a cruel, heartless man who killed his enemies and fed them to dogs. His name was Pharoh Heinzeptut. As the legend goes, he commanded his slaves to build him a great stone tower, from which he would [...]

Chivalry is dead

People say chivalry is dead. And you know what? I agree with them. The definition of chivalry is the combination of qualities expected of an ideal knight. Basically courage, honor, courtesy, justice, and a readiness to help the weak. I haven’t really seen anyone like that in my lifetime. When we see someone getting mugged [...]

The story of Jim Craddick

I looked at the headstone and sighed. The date reminded me of times long gone. Of days when I was not cursed to walk the earth for eternity. Yes, I am dead. But I wasn’t always so. I was once a nobleman in 15th London. I admit I was not very wise. I feared death [...]

The Crumbled World

There was a man on top of a hill, staring at the sunset. He wore a solemn expression, and it was as grim as the troubled mind behind it. He was currently recalling the fall. The year was 2011. The American economy had collapsed, halting trade with all other nations. Al Queda and the Taliban [...]

A poem about trees.

I am a tree. I stand in a lonely clearing overlooking a beautiful pond. My bare branches are in stark contrast to when they were full in the summer. The wind had started ripples that had changed my reflection into a intricate pattern of waves and shadows. Only at moments like these I feel at [...]

Daily life of my cat

4:30 -wake up    ~AM 4:44 -wake up Logan with claws 4:54 -kill bird 5:16 -eat bird head 5:27 -leave bird body on porch 5:34 -launch missle 5:48 -kill pedestrian 5:52 -eat body 6:23 -activate doomsday clock 6:34 -fix doomsday clock 6:41 -take midmorning nap 8:32 -wake up from nap 8:45 -launch another missle 8:57 [...]

Science gone bad

I was once doing a matter-transporter experiment with a stray cat I found, but a spider crawled into the pod and combined with the cat. When it came out the other pod, it had six eyes and a sideways mouth. Then it grew eight legs. And I mean GIANT legs, sort of like spider legs. [...]

A response to one of Jazz’s posts

Go DUCKS!

Combination

I recently imagined a person with traits of most of my relatives. He likes to play video games like my brother. He has a love of rock bands from the 70′s like my Dad. He likes taking naps and going on fishing trips (and taking naps on fishing trips) like my grandfather. He also likes [...]

Picture of the Great Lake Monster